Friday, December 13, 2002 :::
Hey folks.. back once again to ma inphopaze.. btw, did I tell you people my sister has forbidden me to spell 'MY' as 'ma' coz she thinks Im going to turn into a hippy rapper.. well, firstly I dont see that happening sister and secondly, I dont see that happening.. thirdly, id like to know what the harm in that is... and lastly, i really really dont see that happening.. but anyway, though I love you a lot sister and try and remember these little admonishes you send my way, i slop so forgive me please.. earnest apolozi//
So I went to Amy Goodman's speech today.. that woman knows how to get people moving.. again I dont know who to trust and what to trust.. moreover I dont know what to write and what to hide.. coz those people who are watching me (hey guys, im sudhanshu btw.. and I love your bad asses) they might pick me up and deport me.. tho its nice to know that Americans are beginning to get scared of free speech too... haha people... they are watching you too (come on, say hi to the bad boys)... but the difference is they cant deport americans.. where are they going to throw you anyway...
So I heard something profound today... well, actually it was yesterday but what the hell none of you blokes would tell the difference anyway.. so I heard something profound today.. it was in my politics class and my professor's parting words in his last class were, "If I dont stand up for myself, who will stand up for me?" and the lastly last words were, "If I only stand up for myself, who am I?"
So with that I leave you... think hard.. and please dont be all cliche and avoid the thought all together.. too many people do that.. but then, thats what makes America doesnt it honies? so goodzy nighties... and enjuai your sleeps and love you and love you and you bad boys who are watching me, you too...
PS: You can check some independant news out here.
PPS: The person we can all get together and hate is Tony who (surprise surprise) hasn't seen his Dad since 10 years.
PPPS: The institution we can all laught at together is Ithaca College that gave Tony some obscene amount of financial aid because of his 'bastard' status.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:21 PM
Thursday, December 12, 2002 :::
Hello peeple, So the diary thing is actually working out.. Hm, so you should thank the people who suggested it to me... later in life, as they write books about me and make all those biographies, I dont have to relive my entire life.. I can just direct them to good ol' blog! Wowee... such a work load off my shoulders.. actually speaking, Id like to do more stuff when Im old than give interviews and write books...
So, I have always seen these grandparents do nothing in particular.. [even though my grandad passed away before I was born]... just wasting their time talking to people.. and you know what the sad part is, though everybody likes them around and asks them for (sort of out of date but) useful advice, they arent on the same wave length anymore so its kind of tough to expect them to be interesting... If I were them Id rather get a grip of my life and do 'all those things you wanted to'... Now, video games would be high on my priority list... where is the time to play video games anymore.. Age of Empires IX if that's out by then.. then, Id definately travel, and eat like oh-mie-gawd (janice style) and I think I wanna write one book before I die atleast... Old life needn't be so boring actually, If you take the initiative that is.. instead of relying on your 'loved ones' to make your life interested and make you feel wanted.
My article made the top front fold today and it was amazingly cool.. so part of the morning was spent showing that article off to people.. that was fun.. LOTR was decent but Im still looking for random feedback from people.. somehow it didnt work like Harry did.. I dont know... maybe it was more big scale.. more actors, larger canvas would have been better... but, then there is only so much one can do!
Politics paper is on the cards for today and tomorrow night.. I hope I can get that bad boy done.. it would be so cool if I could finish it off.. but then I think Id like to quote my frond christie again here: "Procrastination is like masterbation. It's all well and good till you realise you're screwing yourself." Hm, and he started his litreature paper with that. What do ya people think? Think thats cool? I donno.. Im still trying to decide... but the point, which always seems to get lost, was that I should be writing the paper instead of procrastinating with this blog thing. So take care people.. drive safely... and good buy!
PS: whats the deal with the drive safely? No, take that back, drive like youve never driven before.. and who said that? Halle style: Your mama...
PPS: You can access my articles at the Ithacan here.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 11:02 AM
Wednesday, December 11, 2002 :::
Welcome to da hizzy... this is still Sudsnews and youre reading the latest that happened in the life of Sudhanshu exclusively on Sudsnews...
The star was in the library today, working on a Politics paper as part of his I-am-a-hardworking-student disguise when several people commented on how many print outs he was making. The witty star immediately put several librarians and an entire team of junky 6.80$ receptionists in place by asking them simply to mind their own god-damn biznaz... What followed hardly needs to be repeated..it would be sufficient to say, however, that the star, once again, used his sharp tongue to kick some butt.
Earlier in the day, he visited the Campus Center dining hall where among other things, he ate 1/4 Veg Burger and an entire dish of Pasta. The remenants of the Burger were wrapped and smuggled out of the dining hall in part because co-student Colleen Evanson challenged him to. On being contacted later Evanson denied any relationship with the star though Shit-head Kiehl Christie disagreed with her.
"You guys are lovers," quipped Christie.
The star was last spotted making his way 'home' to Terrace 2 for a quick nap after which he is scheduled to watch the broadcast premiere preview of his latest offering Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers on ICTV. Fellow Co-artiste YvonNe Chun will also be present. Chun only has pleasant memories of the shoot and looks forward to working with him again.
"I still gush everytime I think of the time we spent together," Chun said. "The chase sequence especially was very romantic... the way he runs.. oh!"
Though the star was unavailable for comment, he made a squashy nose face when we questioned his relationship with Chun. This was the update from Sudsnews. Keep reading for more on Sudhanshu, right here later. Till then, Good night.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 4:58 PM
Tuesday, December 10, 2002 :::
Heylow..so hou arr yoo..? huh? okie dokie?.. and what is dokie got to do with my question? (tension mounts) What? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE QUESTION? (apologetic look) Alright, Im gonna let you go this time round.. but heaven swear to poopy hell, if it happens again.. IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, Ill squash like you were Yvonne's nose... watch out buddy.. youre like so getting on my nerves.. so lets try this again, how are you?
Well, I just got another article done for the Ithacan and its all looking slick and spruced up.. nice and cool.. i like that one... there were tons of changes to the article last minute but alright.. I think i like it.. and kelli for once wasnt too pissing off.. hmm, so today morning was kind of amazing.. Kiehl woke me up for my 9/25 am class at 8 and then Alarm woke me up at 9 and I told it to go off after 5 mins.. which (surprise surprise) it did.. and then I asked it again for 5 mins .. why? obviously coz I wanted to sleep.. i mean what are you trying to play dumb or something? well, its not funny and its not nice.. so stop playing dumb.. why would anybody ask alarm to go off 5 mins later.. can you think of some other reason... no right.. then SHUT UP.. uh huh.. no excuses, SHUT UP! Thats right, shut that hole... and tight.. good!
Well, so Alarm went off after 5 mins and I was awake all ready to go to class.. now some members of my planet are aware how much I hate to choose my clothes for the morning so while deciding what shirt I should wear, I fell asleep again (the fact that I slept at 3am last night from work might have something to do with, though I am not completely shyure.. the reports from Dr. Zzz have not come in... but Jules tells me it might have subtle subconscious connections..)
So I am all sleeping like and Kylee comes in at 10:00 and wakes me up.. I totally spring up and jerk up and go all beserk up (got some rap right there people!) and scream soemthing war-cry-ish for today I popped my never-missed-class cherry.. and then go to sleep again... then I wake at 11 and do lots of work on my ithacan article. but kiehl tells me funny stuff today... he tells me he had a dreeem... oh my god... you guys are total suckers.. why the HELL are you smiling.. I mean WHY? was that funny? I havent even started telling you my story.. you are just such sycophantic juveniles.. (yes, you have to look that up.. cant get away with pretending youre all knowledgeable)
So Kiehl had a dream and he tells me he was fighting World war I in the dream... and he didnt want to fight coz he was scared he would die.. so he was hiding from his army in a church as a priest where he was teaching the children some bible and jesusical stuff.. until one day.. (sweat beads) his general, who was looking for this "red-haired-white-kid" came in to the church ON A HORSE (uh, does that sound incredible to some of you atleast? .. alright, you can put your hands down, Im not going to punish you for not knowing...) so he comes ON A HORSE, into a church where kiehl is teaching and walks up slowly (more sweat) and closer (music) and looks at him, closely and asks "Have you seen a red-haired-white-kid?" and Im like: WHAT? What kind of a general didnt recognize you on face? And Kiehl's like, "Well, Sudhanshu, I had a fake red beard you see!"
Hmm, thats cheating dont you think... so which of you think its cheating and why.. yes, you have to RAISE your hand, im not going to dream you know! CHRIST! .. okay you at the back, why do you think that's cheating............................................ no, that is TOTALLY, COMPLETELY wrong... you are so dumb, if you were any dumber, you'd be a revolutionary... ya, and try shutting up for longer periods of time.... ill give you the answer, well, it is cheating because he built up suspense by concealing an important piece of information (loud gasp!) ... ya, alright... so that was it for today.. all of you can leave.. and dont make all that noise when you get up sounds like "the work of a giant" (Colleen's blogspot, 12/08/2002) (No plagiarism please.. wink!)
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:05 PM
Monday, December 09, 2002 :::
Ok well all yoo boyeez and gurliez, Im writing in the middle of a patrol.. so its kinda all hush hush and sneaky sneaky.. nobuddy bettur know that Im not wurking.. instead writing to my new friend, Mr. Die-ri!... well, diery, im getting kinda cold.. why? coz its cold duhuhuh! Its freaking -6 and I have to walk the campus as if it was my job.. well, the funny part is, it is my job.. J-Oh-Bee... now im getting all J-Lo so I should just write about better things.. hmm.. so it was a nice crappy morning today (wink colleen!) .. got some interviews done.. got some more to do tomaroo! urrning some money right now.... stress prudoo-sir of the day is finals... What kind of a crappy schedule have I got anyway!? ha? will somebuddy PLEEEEZE stand up and take responsibility for making me have 3 finals back to back... thats right ladies and gentlemen, back to back... what am I a child laborer? This is just sheer torcher... and I cant take it anymore.. so fare well, fare well,, my reedurrs and all my fans.. keep whirring whilst I die.. for you got miles to weep when I sleep, miles to weep whne I sleep... (sob) (applause!) (12:30pm: a legend passed away... 12:30pm: the comp lounge hidden in the basement of the towers exploded with a fart bomb)
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 9:23 PM
Well, well, well Im into my second day well! Getting deeper eh? Sad one.. anyway.. there's an article happening today that should make it to the cover page hopefully... got lots of interviews to do.. a late patrol for tonight and classes to go.. also i think i decided today, the historic day of December, the 09th that I shall blow up all it takes to see Lord of the Rings in the theatres... and I wanna see HP again... kinda want to read teh third book but not starting till the holidays start.. im sure you know how desperate i get when I begin books! hey! I made up this new phrase today called "sexy muggle" and then me and colleen have been investing some time analyzing logs that stain.. how intersting is that? see you tomaroo... deer die-ri!
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 12:05 PM
Sunday, December 08, 2002 :::
Welcome folks! You have just chanced upon the wizard's own dear diary. And guess what? Its free for all, regularly updated and commercial free. So keep checking this page for "what be suds up to?" in college. Everything is up here. All of it. Okay, its getting kinda boring, this repetetive stuff.
Actually, the problem is I want this thing to be totally grand since this is my first post. Or totally funny. Or totally refined. But right now, Im coming up with nothing. So, Im just going to leave it at that. I have to write a Politics paper on the US Supreme Court. Much as I want to write, "It runs smoothly. Good job, Mr. Supreme Court!" and leave it at that. Of course can't do that. Need an A. Slave to these As. I hope they end up mattering. Atleast I hope I get some financial aid because of these As. Money is always nice.
Okey dokey, I need to go now.. take care of yourselves and keep visiting. And Dear Lazy ass me, keep writing to this thing here. Peace aut folks!
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 4:24 PM
