CTC : Cut the Crap

Friday, December 20, 2002 :::

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::: posted by Sudhanshu at 7:38 PM

hey... well, chrissy holidays have started... and im at long island with colleen! so, im sitting at her computer around all her friends and we are all discussing our most embarrassing moments.. So i told them about this one time when I decided took Mickey to the market... alright, dont make that face.. i know you dont know what the hell I'm taking about and im going to tell you but ill have to change paragraph first... (protection, incase my english teacher finds this :])

Alright, paragraph change. So, I fought with my aunt in delhi and took my little cousin, Mickey, with me to the shopping place.. Well, mickey is a cute kid and all that, but he was at that awkward age when he doesnt wear a diaper, but also, he doesnt feel embarassed... so we're walking along on the street and suddenly, he decides, he cant take it anymore, doesnt want to take it anymore, will not and sees no reason to keep it anymore... therefore, he takes a dump.. right there, in his pants.. and im standing there: STARING at him... yes, people are walking around, staring at me.. looking at me, and im like, no, this kid is not mine.. but i had to keep an eye on him.. so he's dumped his pants, doesnt know what to do.. is looking to me for help and im ignoring him... not a good situation! then, I thought, dignity down the pot, lemme just be dutiful.. so I pulled him up, [cursed a bit, I admit] and put him on a taxi and took him home, and that was DISGUSTING EMBARASSING.. for the next two hours, i didnt fuss over him.. and then, I was back to my busines.s. im a kid-crazy-guy..

well, i gotta go back to the conversation.. seya loozer who has no life and is therefore reading my bloggie... -suziedoo

::: posted by Sudhanshu at 7:29 PM

Thursday, December 19, 2002 :::

hey yooo [Aniston style, Friends]! What's up! Now, that question right there is the dumbest one ever asked... when I got to this country, everyone I walked past, who I remotely knew [but who could obviously identify me as that Dirty Indian Kid] would go "hey, wassup!?" and id be like... "shut up" or "good" or "f you" or "whatever" and the response would be, "ya, ya.. " and they'd go on.. so thats a question you dont wanna care too much about answering properly to, coz no one wants to HEAR the damn answer... its just one of those things you ask and then move on... i bet every country has its own "wassup"... , but you know what's wierd.. that was not my point.. I just totally went off on a tangent and you guys totally took all that tangetial-shit in... hahaha... alright enough, that was NOT funny...

But you know what is, when you start reading these things that you know: oh, the writer has gone on a tangent, you just skip the paragraph and start on a new one coz thats what paragraph changes are for... english teacher: "Each paragraph is one particular thought" so boo hoo engliz teachaaa... coz, from now, my paragraphs are going to just be random and go according

to what I feel like. Not necessarily different thoughts but just random changes... so all those of you who are conspiring to get past my "tangents", ha ha ha, think again! coz, you will have to look for them.. ya, I know, i know Im a bastard-guy-sadist... but thats the way things are... i mean, dont i get to be something too? (sob) If yvoNne can have no nose, perng can have gigantic nostrils, i can be a bastard-guy.. okay, we'll strike a compromise:

I get to change random paragraphs and you get to read all the stuff, thats fair alright? so, guess what, that wasnt the point either. the point was I gave my last media exam today and from today on its just going to be cross-your-fingers-and-hope-for-good grades... and thats not the pont either... man, i dont believe me, im being so mean today... random paragraphs, long, repetetive tangents, rude language: what the hell is going on!????

To make things up somewhat, im changing this paragraph at a proper time. So, the point was Im going to long island tomorrow and I have packed not, washed not, laundr-ied not, nothing! NOTHING! so, im all set to leave.. and now I dont even know what the point is... lets just go from here.. tell you guys tomorrow.. also do you know, if you still read this, youre just a loser.. see conan or something.. actually its kinda late, and im trying to write this thing! so take care, people, sudhanshu, in, da, hizzy...o ya, late night rox!

::: posted by Sudhanshu at 10:14 PM

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 :::

Hey there! Yes, Ive been missing days... uh huh, i hope its not going to be the abandoned you syndrome... anyway, im feeling very nice at the moment.. I just gave my Math exam and it was um, alright... well, I lost 3 points of 57 so that wasnt so good...but my professor was very happy.. so im cool... he was trying to get me to take more classes next semester and i think i pity-love him coz he got a fake leg speaks turkish english and we laugh at him a lot.. so I think i will end up taking some math classes just for him! Huh! why do i have to be so giving (roll your eyes) anyway, not that gracious I am, for look at Colleen, and Kiehl, o winds! Look at ye, for they blow out of their asses like its their jay-ohh-bee... Much to my dislike of course, but then, how much power does a D-I-B have in this world! (sigh!)

Tomorrow is my Media Aesthetics and Analysis exam and Im not looking forward to it. People who took the exam today told me its pretty easy but i dont trust them. That b**** is a tricky one, she will surely do something, in fact anything to ruin my A+ average at the moment... And, thanks to Jessica for looking at my politics paper.. my politics professor thinks it was top-notch... i hope I pull an A... (knock knock).. and thanks to Kiehl too for pretending to read my paper... actually he did read it though I dont know what he was looking for...

Jessica is going to be a huge copy-right-er one day... she shoots at my grammer like its her... (you guessed it).. jay-oh-bee.. and now I have to leave for the lady has invited me to tea... no, wait, you idiots think chai and tea is not the same thing, so she has invited me (among others... get your mind out of the gutter for jeez sake) to chai... so la la, ta ta, adios! muah!

And lots of love to Jules who gifted me a pair of handcuffs from the fetish shop. Love you, my secret Santa... i have to use those... so whenever you wanna.... gimme a buzz... btw, have any of you seen the size of her nostrils? Like YvonNe is to her nose, Jules is to her nostrils... and YvonNe has tiny feet... so these are some fun things you can observe while take off... zooom!

::: posted by Sudhanshu at 4:09 PM

Monday, December 16, 2002 :::

Well, so lots has been happening... YvonNe dropped her nose in the snow, Jules - the perfect b**** stole the cookies I got from Sara, I gave Final and many such other interesting things... got your infotenna all set and buzzing... hear on:

So, Yvonne lost her nose, thats all in this segment.

Jules and me where in the lounge when I released a wistful yawn, wishing for food among other things. Finally, after convincing myself it wouldn't be too bad, I escorted my royal, lazy arse to Sara's room and got two cookies from. Meanwhile, evil Jules had been pretending to do Calculus in the lounge. So she joined me on the table in the lounge and carelessly nibbled into my cookie. In another minute, both those cookies were gone. Where did they go you ask? Well, I looked up from work and there Jules was grinning at me, sheepishly. Whats with that grin, b****?

I had a final in Mass Media today. Purrfect. Ill tell you the scores later. Right now, I should study for my Politics/Meda/Math exams. Take care people. Go to comedycentral and read some jokes. Im not in the mood. Boo Hoo :(

::: posted by Sudhanshu at 1:46 PM

Sunday, December 15, 2002 :::

Alright.. now this blog is going to be very very short for a number of reasons:

A) I have finals week happening and unlike you people, I care (applause!)(thank you mom and dad)
B) I just wrote a long blog out and lost it because of this silly program... damn you blogger... yay for jules.diaryland.com
C) I am done... nothing funny happened so I dont have much to say either :(

Better pray I do well in all my exams coz else Im gonna have to vent my spleen on you... yeah, that phrase was by this irish author.. isaac beshevis singer.... you could sound a little less stupid... got that? well, good for you. Now, shut up.. and get a life.. why the hell are you reading my (b)log anyway?

PS: Something fun to do..? some fun internet place to visit..? Alrighty, get ready to lick your fingers for here comes................ mailameal

::: posted by Sudhanshu at 2:35 PM