Saturday, January 04, 2003 :::
yeah, baby yeah! Well, today was coool.. first a visit to Best Buy and Target (rather long one) where Col got some CDs and a Fight Club DVD (sexy movie if you ask me... yep, you better ask me!)... I think were going to watch FClub in sometime.. rest of the day was spent eating, sleeping, doing nothing and ofcourse meeting up with old friend TV... Ozzy marathon was on.. so the Ozbornes took up a long time.. and and and I watched the final episode of Bachelor and some Trading Spaces... god... Im just turning into this MASSIVE couch potato... and i discovered ive lost 15lbs since i came to the amriikas... whatev... i think col and me are going to the city tomorrow.. that should be fun.. and i think im leaving for IC on Tuesday/Wednesday.. well, one has to go back doesnt one? Its going to be pretty boring in school till you people come back... uff! puff! ~Me.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:31 PM
Friday, January 03, 2003 :::
Hey!
Today was great... saw Catch me if you can with Col and John [amazing movie.. please watch out for the most amazing revolver intro ever... when tom hanks comes to catch leo in th hotel.. the scene where the pistols are introduced].... later went back to his place and we wrote songs about everyone and everything... take all the guesses you want, we prolly wrote those songs too...
later we went down to TBell and got dinner... funny funny, at TBell, I ordered Cassadias (thats the phoenetic spelling so dont jump on me.. i know its wrong - i could look it up on the website but I dont care and you suck way tooo much for me to care... shut your face, and continue reading. Foo] so I was eating this slumptious dish with loads of fire sauce when col asks me, "Are you pissed with me?" and im like wha? Exactly! What the hell... apparently, she asked me if the cassad... were good and I didnt respond!! Well, I was way too busy trying to figure out what these numbers near the doorway meant... so on each exit, there is a measure tape put up which goes from 4 feet to 7 feet with calibrations... and in color codes.. and im like, what the hell is this? Is this to determine who's a kid and who's not? if yes, why from only 4 feet?
Col, however, had the answer!!! She thinks its to give a more accurate description of the robber as he/she runs out if there's a robbery!! That makes sense doesnt it... only they should put it from lower than 4 feet... well, the rest of the time was spent telling how tall each person in Tbell who came in was... anyway!! we decided to visit an ADULT STORE right after that//// no Von, just for kicks.. not like we're pevert or anything... actually (wink) we are // kidding NOT!! Tony and Col and me are going sometime to embarass the owner guy... (merry do you wanna come along... lets all go!!? ;) )
After that, Merry and Tony landed up at Jon's place too and we ended up playing some Taboo - the word game with the buzzy and stuff!! It was fun... col cursed some too coz she thot we were way too dumb... last, we ended up watching orange county... tom hanks was good in catch me [so was leo and EVERYTHING ELSE about the movie - esp the soundtrack] and his kid was good in Orange County too... Jack Black was funny...!! Between two movies, taboo and even a dance with col on "Dont wanna miss a thing", the Aerosmith from the Armegeddon soundtrack.. aMaZING day!!
On the way back, it was comforting to know that i will be watching movies for the rest of my life... its my job people! so i decided, im going to have mini theatre in my house!! Yeah, baby, yeah!! MOJO BABY!! ~me.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 10:33 PM
Well, I just read Col's blog [and kinda read Von's blog - the foxy bihotch is not updating so its getting kinda pissing off] so i read col's blog where she writes about tricking me for merry and wearing pjs to this spontaneous diner date that merry and col were going to... merry had asked us to wear pjs, and online we said we would... but dont you think it would be somewhat more eventful if we didnt.. but, no, churchgirl col couldnt lie so it was another boring, plain time where we spent time talking about nothing at all.. so i couldnt help but put this in: [please read in rap.. this involves energetic to and fro movement of hands in a curled position - with a slight bent at each elbow and all fingers curled at different angles... also, rock front and back from your hip upwards. More enthusiastic readers may stand and switch their weight from one foot to another]
"Col, you b****, you sucha ditch,
coz, o snitch! you wore the pjay! Stitch!
when i asked you to diner,
no pjs but make-up liner,
You ditched me, you bitched me,
for some ol' girl, snitched me...
so you aint listening coz you got CRAP in yo head?
well, jus SHUT mouth, SHUT face, GO TO BED!
merry is silly, no, she got no willy(!),
bounce like jelly, no-bath? youre smelly,
so WHY would you listen to her shitshead talk?
and WHY go against my busta-mouth bark?
Baby, im so pissed, i could rap lika sissy,
shout about nothing like eminem and missy,
so hear some beats while the drummer boy scratch,
shizzle-ma-nizzle, fachizzy, strummer boy catch:
(missy style)
oh you so scared like ehhhhhhhhhhh-duh,
why you so scared like ehhhhhhhhhh-duh,
i thot u were fun, bobobobo-bom-bom,
but youre run from the knife, bobobobo-bom-bom...
its three in the morn so here its gonna end,
no rhyme, no beat, no rule its gonna bend,
take it, you stuff it, stuff it right in yo face,
merry aint no BFF! alright, peace out in grace!"
That's right, that was the pathetic side of me... take it or take it ~me
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 12:43 AM
Thursday, January 02, 2003 :::
Good morning... american beauty marathon happening right here at col's place... watched this disney movie Lilo and Stitch last night with everybody and then people left and we watched american beauty till about 5am.. and today afternoon started watching special features and ended up watching the movie again... anyway, here is the second installment of SBeez: The Real Game.
So the terrain was like this. There is a house in the center.. a front lawn thats flat and lined by black garbage bags in the front.. almost like bunkers.. on either side of the house there is a passage into the back yard which is more exciting terrain.. there is a wooden balcony at the back.. and the ground slopes down steeply from there... dotted with trees and stuff.. at the end of the back yard, is a long fence
/// now the balcony formally became a prison. Duhraze and Josh-ua took the back yard and our team took the front side... we each had a red plastic cup as the "flag".. and the objective of the game was to get the other person's flag back to your own base... while you are doing that, the other team can snowball you.. if the ball breaks on you, you have to drop the flag and go to the balcony, which was the prison and stay there... only people from your team who havent been jailed can tag and free you from there... there is one more rule, no person can touch his/her team's OWN flag.. I cant touch my flag.. so if I got the other team's cup and got SBalled halfway, i could drop the cup there and me or someone from my team could continue taking it to our base, but the other team cant touch the cup....
So the games began with lots of dodging and tricking and fighting and cheating (!!) and lasted 2 hours ... of course we ultimately won..merry and col were amazing defenders, I would play super offence and jesse would back me up... after we finished, and when we were all drenched and stuff, we went inside duh-raze for hot chocolate and popcorn..........later, we decided to go see adaptation ... funny.... hm, the day finally ended with wet socks, wet shoes and dry body..= bad bad cold, cough, sneeze for a LONNG time... lots of tablets...
Of course now im okay, so you dont need to gasp and stuff.. take care, Me.
PS: Col and me are going out to get Life is a House and Life or Something like it... its going to be a visually long day !!
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 12:14 PM
Wednesday, January 01, 2003 :::
von, please give me that poster of your nose that you wanna.. coz I really really really would like it.. that would be the best gift anyone has given me.. in fact im desperate.. and btw, when Im doing intro to photo next sem, you can watch out for me and my camera... i will make you model for me baybe... alright enuff... tomaro.. cach you latah ~ ME
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:38 PM
alright, Im in the mood for updating toniggght.. so Im going to tell all you peepul about this once-upon-a-time when we organized a snow fight.. so the clash of the titans was to happen and col turns to me sitting on the living room couch, askings: "Are you up for a snowball fight at duh-raze?" And I was like "Sure thing!" [with a leap in the air and a high five] [no, that was a lie... never happened] So Im like "Sure"... but, like all you poopers I didnt know what D'raze was... as it turned out later duh-raze was The Rays... as in Chris and Nick Ray/// not a name as such or something or anythingz/// but then we all rose early, scrubbed hard and were to meet outside duh-raze house... Col and me were to pick Jesse and meet people there at 3pm/// pretty early huh?
Anyway, so we rose and shone and prepared for the battle and picked Uncle Jesse and arrived outside duh-raze only to be met with complete silence and deserted house-lawn/// no excitement whatsoever... suddenly we were like... they must be inside and arrived at the door... but, since we didnt wanna be tricked, Jesse suggested we arm ourselves with some snowballz so as to prevent severe damage...and so we began building snowballz.... thanks to Mrs. Mom's Chrissy present gloves.. I managed to make 'em ballz without freezing my ballz off... and once we were prepared we armed ourselves and tiptoed to the back yard... and lo-and-behold! No prints... and then Col goes "Ah! OF COURSE! They must be hovering..." Now in tense moments like this, a Colsenseofhumor is not appreciated.. so we ended up frowning at her... We returned to our first base at the front door, where we had already built snowballz and decided we had to put an end to the suspense of where everybody was.. so Jesse calls up Nick's Cell... (could have been Chris but I donno)... and by his conversation we could tell, duh-raze were asleep! Thats right people! No excitement nothing,,, there was nobody there except us and our snowballs that was awake! What DBs!!! So we wake Nick and Chris who come down in pjs looking like oh-we-were-all-dressed-up-and-no-maam-we-had-not-forgotten : pathetic loosers!! hah! and they start brushing and such... finally we also call Merry and John who arrive an hour later listening to Missy Eliot like its their jayohbee and breaking moves/// ofcourse, they werent apologetic about being late and such...
The lines were drawn, the rules were made and finally the games began at 4:15pm.. Josh, Nick and Chris v/s Jesse, Merry, Col and me... An exciting game folllowed.. wait up for more... next installment on CTC --> SBeez: The Real Game
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 2:49 PM
Hey!
Sisturr is home and having a rocking good time I bet... so I havent recieved a mail/tel call from mom/her or dad... any guesses for who the ignored kid is?? nahaha!! wrong.. its me.. alright... today Im kinda feeling useless coz me (and col) were watching E! Fashion Marathon.. can you imagine how dumb that must be? Well, it was full of shit... Anyway, I got to glimpse Julia so that was cool.... and thats what I stayed on watching for.. and then YvonNe was looking godeous but that is kinda expected.. she is so flat though, (alright, get your mind outta the gutter, im talking about her nose!) Von, I love you so cool! alright, so Merry, John, Josh, Liz, Jesse, Dave, and the whole jing bang are going to Starbucks tonight and guess whose idea it was? HA hahahaha HA! mIne... all thanks to Mrs. Mom's friends who were cho-chweet enough to present me with Starbucks Card for Christmas... wow! Alright, dont be naughty and sleep tight... take care, Me.
PS: My brudder once told me: LIVE is EVIL spelt backwards... thats spooky dont you think? (glint in the eye)
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 2:37 PM
Tuesday, December 31, 2002 :::
alright... so its new years time.. and happy new year to all of you... this is the first new year away from home.. so love you mom, dad and company.. huggies to you people.. and have a grrrrrrrrreat new year... will write more later.. bahahai
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 10:28 AM
Sunday, December 29, 2002 :::
i know Im over doing this but here are the links you can have fun with today...
Step one... I reallly care for you so enter this address on your address box on your browser: yourname.youaremyfriend.com and you will see how much I love you... please note yourname has to be replaced by your actual name.. my flat nosed friend yvoNne, for example, will enter yvonne.youaremyfriend.com on her browser... sneak peak, YvonNe, click here for your sample... also, lots of you dont know how to spell friend so please be careful jerks!
Second, you can click here to see what I really think of you.. love you babies! anna nicole rocks... okay, you know Im kidding right?
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 11:06 PM
Alright... this is getting kinda sick but I had to do it.. Ode to Mr. Dad's fart:
"O ye who the winds blow past all bare,
O ye who perfumes them with a sense of snare,
O ye who makes all air more rare,
O ye who gave us Colleen, please spare,
Please spare us your farts, O father of two!
For this be that which grants us life,
And this be that maketh all survive,
So please keep in all gaseous spice,
We needn't die because of you."
~ Sudie Pie
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 11:07 AM
Transferrring to new template coz this one is cheezy.. and I dont care if you dont care... and get the hell outta here if you dont like it... we're all sweet no?
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 9:47 AM
Ah! Now that Im in the update mood.. lemme describe chrissy morning to you:
So, I was updating this thing on the 24th night and colleen drags me into the chrissy room and shez like, We have this tradition... we open ONE gift each before we sleep! So, they all open stuff... and I get this nice, pista-green shanille throw that people at IC call a "blanket" and those in india call a "shawl"... man was I thrilled!
Next morning I woke up and more gifts!! WOWEE! Exciting stuff... Colleen had bought me a Julia Roberts painting.. silver frame and all.. you'll see it in my room next semester... now, Julia has a pretty nose... not flat at all, reyullly pretty (wink-voNn!)... and she is presently next to my pillow in bed with me... also, Mrs. Mom got me this box of HOT crackers.. and some candy and things... also, Mrs. Mom got me TWO pairs of WARM gloves.. really cute of her... in fact these gloves were very helpful in the snowfight the following day... my hands were the only ones that were dry! thanks Mrs. Mom!!!
I got both Mrs. Mom and Mr. Dad candles... IC colors Gold and Blue for Mrs. Mom and Deep Green and White (JETS colors) for Mr. Dad... got Colleen a pack of 50 blank cds (cmon, the girl needs them !!! ) and Shawn a CD wallet... also 4 towels for Parker, the dog, to chew! But the best part of the whole present deal was designing a treasure hunt for Mrs. Mom and Mr. Dad to do... i hid chits all over teh place with clues that lead to this porcelain christmas tree that I bought for them... it is this small tree that works well with this village that theyve set up on top of their christmas treee! But, these guys were really thick... had to guide them and cheat heavyduty and stuff!! BAD REALLY BAD! But Shawn found it at last... and we got some snow... so it was a beautiful day.. now youve got more than your share of updates so stop making that face... and will the rest of you please update UBER fast!!?
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 9:42 AM
hellos to all... is 12:28 in the pm and Im rocking Long Island.. okay, thats a lie.. but why the hell do you have to say that.. jusshuddup! so, im back to updating since the effects of that monstrous fart isnt on me anymore.. plenty happening...
now last night, I decided I would attempt making this "matar ka sabzi" or a curry using tomatoes and peas... I didnt have all the spices but it turned out fine.. beautiful, in fact after Ive updated Im going straight to take a plunge... today, Mrs. Mom's friends are coming over so I have to be done by then .. donno why I sayed that... okay, point was when I was making this curry, john and colleen were watching TV in the main hall, where the chrissy tree is... and they went to get soda from the garage.. and suddenly they decide that they want to try eating Lucky's food.. now lucky is no hot chick nor guy, lucky is the goddamn CAT! So they decide they wanna eat catfood.. so I saw them, made a horrific face and advised them against it.. then I escorted my royal arse out of there and heard them eat solid grains of lucky-food, EAT IT, crunch it and say "Hmm, this thing doesnt have an actual taste..." However, fate struck three minutes later as they contorted their faces saying, "Eau! It has a horrible after taste!", and they gulped some soda... they'd be expecting shit, youd think... but they thought, 'Hm! Lets try something new, yep, cat-cuisine seems interesting!'
Anyway, Merry came over later and tasted some of the curry.. she and colleen said they liked it, but one couldnt be too sure (wink!) Now, merry has this thing with you, mom.. coz after every sentence she goes "Your Mama"/// she was particularly enthusiastic about that fraze last night... talking about enthu, I was all for playing some game or something... anything other than watching the damn idiot box... but these guys wouldnt.. so we ended up watching some stand-up, some SNL and (on my insistence) The Flintstones (the feature film with Halle Berry in it!)..
Latah! bye....
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 9:34 AM
