Saturday, February 15, 2003 :::
Shot a god awful film with a 1942 Bell and Howell with no zoom, metal casing, crank shaft and no normal lens just a prime zoom lens in 2F, at 8/30am today.. i just cant think of anything funnier.. ~suds
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 4:24 PM
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 :::
Well, just for my readers.. you are being directed to a very interesting site.. enjoy it and take the very interesting poll on the left side of the page. Here goes. Click! and Go! Click and Go! Click and Go! (swoosh)
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 10:32 PM
Okay, this is IMPORTANT so open your eyes and ears...
Today, I walked in on YvonNe, a.k.a VON, making love to LEGO toys.. and I'm going to have to take a stand on this: Ivaney, that is just DIS-GUSS-TING!
Also, Devdas, the Indian movie didnt get nominated for the Oscars.. and that sucks bum (yeah Von!).. but but but, Devdas was nominated for the BAFTA (Brit equivalent of the Oscars) and that is way better.. so Academy, shuv-it-up... and Ivaney, STOP USING LEGO!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!! IT IS...
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 7:20 PM
oh-kay! now that im not feeling so rhythumie.. (i like that spelling), im goign to try make some sense.. once again, it might tickle your sides to know im writing from work, aka being paid to write my blog.. i like that, dont you? well, its all good... only applications on my mind... ah! if I get them... i keep fantasizing about them.. (hehe.. thats my kind of fantasy!) whatev... im not going to indulge you... oh yea, im damn excited about the oscars!! shitead, they should be so cool.. i wanna catch all the oscar parties and evrything else.. you know what? someone stole the lounge cable!! how the F am I supposed to see TV.. seaking of TVs, I got one in my room but I havnet used it once... i dont have cable see!? and no vcr/dvd either! okay, i need to get back to work.. you suck, just remember that as you waste more time and eat up precious resources trying to convince everybody else youre worth something coz youre not and you know that... deep, deep inside, you know you are rotting.. time is little, and you have nothign to show for yourself.. you know it.. and you know it.. shit man, if i were you, i would have killed myself long back.. but some people just dont know what self respect is, do they?
~me
PS: to go with the whole self respect thing, colleen slapped me hard today morning outside acting.. in the middle of dillingham lobby.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 3:38 PM
Tuesday, February 11, 2003 :::
funkeshwar202020: i get so tired watching movies in the cinema
funkeshwar202020: :-)
funkeshwar202020: (wink)
peachyjessica: huh?
peachyjessica: ah...
peachyjessica: sorry, I was being unperceptive
funkeshwar202020: tired (WINK)) DONT YOU GET IT DUMFB FUCK
peachyjessica: now I get it.
funkeshwar202020: DUMB FUCK DUMB FUCK, JESSICA IS A DUMB FUCK
peachyjessica: sorry for being a dumb fuck
funkeshwar202020: thats a nice rhyme
peachyjessica: but at least I'm sympafuckathetic to your constant tiredness
funkeshwar202020: DUMB FUCK DUMB FUCK, JESSICA IS A DUMB FUCK
funkeshwar202020: BAD IS MY DUMB LUCK, MY FRIEND IS a DUMB FUCK
peachyjessica: yeah, that's pretty unfortunate. for you AND me.
funkeshwar202020: SHE CANT SEE NO DUCK,
funkeshwar202020: SHE CANT MAKE A SINGLE BUCK,
funkeshwar202020: O MAN! MY DUMB LUCK,
funkeshwar202020: JESSICA IS A DUMB FUCK
funkeshwar202020: hahahaha
peachyjessica: I hope you are writing this down to save it for later
funkeshwar202020: im having a great laugh... everybody is string at me
peachyjessica: good. good. very good.
funkeshwar202020: SHUT UP, YOU SUCK,
funkeshwar202020: JESSICA THE DUMB FUCK
funkeshwar202020: JESS SPEAKS LIKE DUCKS CLUCK,
funkeshwar202020: JESS LIVES IN KATE's MUCK,
funkeshwar202020: DRIVES AROUND IN KATE's TRUCK,
funkeshwar202020: JESS IS A DUMB FUCK
funkeshwar202020: JESSICA MAKES ACRONYMS SUCK,
funkeshwar202020: SHE AINT NO DUMB FUCK,
funkeshwar202020: SHE BE scum-o-the-earth,
funkeshwar202020: JESS IS A DUMB FUCK
And finally, funkeshwar202020: Boogie boogie truckity truck, schoo bala bala baluck, anything to rhymic with shucks, JESSICA IS A DUMB FUCK
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:48 AM
Hmm, so all you mices hav bin at playz now DaCat wuz aways??? Get back to work or ill steal your face... then two things: One: no one can call you "Did you see her, watsherface?" coz you wont have one and Two: youll meet random people on the street and they'll be like "yow, wass widda shit gurrl! you walking round here wid no face on! yow, get a face mayn!" and youll be embarassed... now you dont want to be embarassed DO YOU!? DO YOU?? TELL ME! DO YOU? Den get back to work... see, now look at meeee... im at wurrk. Im here, in da Villium lab, at 10indamorning vurking.. giving printouts to all dese dump people... and they come like,
Dumb Fuck 1: "hey, could you help me..with..with.. afsdfad...afadf... (mumble) (soft mumble) (point of finger)"
Me: WHAT??
Dumb Fuck 1: "I just cant.. understand... how...(point of finger accompanied by random, soft rumbling)"
Me: LOOK, DUMB FUCK, I CANT HEAR YOU SO WHY DONT YOU SPEAK UP
Me: Yeah, sure... what is it?
Dumb Fuck 1: "Uh, its my NOvA... its kinda... (random mumble)(sweet please-i-beg-i-be-dumb face)"
Me: GO KILL YOURSELF.. FUCKING HOE!
Me: (Fake laugh) Ha Ha! Sure... these Novas have lately been all acting strange ... (fade into ramble rumbling)"
Dumb Fuck 1: (Leading the way and smiling like she dumped gold
Me: Is this your computer?
DF1: Yeah, and it wont.....(curse, curse, mumble)
Me: Okay, now youre going to have to be clear and loud about what happened (make attentive face)
DF1: Alright, fadfajdfklajsdf;adf9awuerioausdfacna;djfa;iu;oawuer, so it wont.. uh.."
Me: Hit Start. Thats it.
DF1: Oh! Youre the best.
Me: SHUDDUP HOE...YOU DONT KNOW JACKSHIT.. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP"
DF2: Excuse me, could you? uh? help me.. my computer wont start off..."
whatever guys.. jusshateit... ~me
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 7:10 AM
Monday, February 10, 2003 :::
and here is another one. Something tells me Von's going to like this one.. and col, o that crazy hoe, she lllluvvvve alldisshit! Click here.
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:30 PM
wow, i got a recco from my media prof for dana.. now i need to go on with other stuff but im sitting in jess' room (as always)... so, kate tells this story. here goes "oh! even I had a blog once (upon a time). I wrote in it once, and then I forgot what the address was." Now, I donno about you people, but I sure think thats funny! Hahaha! (Grandfa Santa laugh)(Btw, I forgot the guy's name.. so i turned around and asked these guys "hey, whats the grandfa..the christmas guy's name?" and now these guys are all rolling on the floor.. whatever!!
here is a link for you to enjoy. Click on the period duh!
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 8:28 PM
Sunday, February 09, 2003 :::
satisfaction guranteed... i just finished my dana internship proposal.. please pray for me... ~me
::: posted by Sudhanshu at 10:45 AM
